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15 Nov 2016 15:47 - 15 Nov 2016 15:55 #326870 by TRINIDADDY
Following a bitter coup, a TRINIDADIAN CHAIRMAN seizes control of the West Indies Cricket Board...

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TRINI CHAIRMAN: Fellas, I in charge now. First order of business: if you don't want to tour Guyana, don't tour. Nobody forcing you.

BRAVO: But chief, you promise to still pay we?

TRINI CHAIRMAN: Man, stop hassling me about money. Here, take my credit card and take what yuh need.

BRAVO: Oh, thank you boss Trini!

NARINE: What about me, boss?

TRINI CHAIRMAN: What about you, Sonny?

NARINE: I could go IPL, boss? Please let me go IPL.

TRINI CHAIRMAN: Woman, do what yuh want and stop bothering me.

NARINE: Oh thank you boss, thank you!

POLLARD: How about me, bossman? Will you let me back on the team?

TRINI CHAIRMAN: Auto-picks for all me Trini bredrin'. Everyone else, first come, first serve.

HOLDER: But Mister Chairman, that's unfair!

TRINI CHAIRMAN: Wah Wah Wah!

HOLDER: Bur sir-

TRINI CHAIRMAN: Wah Wah Wah!

HOLDER: But-

TRINI CHAIRMAN: Listen people, if you don't like how I run things,  I accept all bribes over 500 dollars. TT money only.

HOLDER: That's outrageous!

TRINI CHAIRMAN: 600!

HOLDER: Sir!

TRINI CHAIRMAN: 900!

KRAIGG: Sorry for interrupting, sir, but am I still vice captain of the Test team?

TRINI CHAIRMAN: *steups* Man, work them details out yourselves. What, I look Guyanese?

Chris Gayle walks into the room.

GAYLE: Wagwan? Me and meself 'ere to talk money with me man Dave Cameron.

BRAVO: Cameron's been replaced, Chris. Trinis running the show now.

GAYLE: Oh laaard.

Gayle exits the room. On his way out he passes a group of journalists.

JOURNALISTS: Trini Chairman! Trini Chairman! How do you plan to get West Indies back up the ICC rankings!?

TRINI CHAIRMAN: Easy. We starting our own rankings with us ranked as number 1.

JOURNALISTS: But the ICC will not accept this.

TRINI CHAIRMAN: The ICC can kiss my Trini ass. Starting today we starting the TITS: the Trinidad Institute of  Transnational Sports. A global sporting body with me in charge.

JOURNALISTS: That sounds like a lot of work.

TRINI CHAIRMAN: Who says it gonna work?

JOURNALISTS: With all due respect, your lackadaisical governing style is cause for concern.

TRINI CHAIRMAN: What's the point being chairman of the TITS if yuh can't sit on your ass?

JOURNALISTS: But Chairman-

TRINI CHAIRMAN: Listen, I done asking questions. I gonna take a little nap.

JOURNALISTS: But -

TRINI CHAIRMAN: Wake me up if someone getting close to Lara record.
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15 Nov 2016 16:06 #326871 by ketchim
LoL ....change Chairman name to the Chair-throwing-Man... a la Dinanth 

sometimes I wish he had connected !  ;)

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15 Nov 2016 18:18 #326874 by mapoui

dat cud be a long nap :-[ :-[ :-[

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17 Nov 2016 08:41 #326950 by Mail
Good one Trini......

A couple classic lines in there not least the response to Kraigg.....

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17 Nov 2016 09:01 #326952 by mapoui
TD have the Trinny personality down well..but he missing that sens of under-mining and mauvais langue that is now quite natural in the Titty (west Indian ) personality....

{Picong as well...pecularly and particularly Trinidadian}

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17 Nov 2016 11:04 #326978 by Mail

Give me an example of Picong MAPPIPPEE.

He is to sharp to be Guyanan. lol

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17 Nov 2016 11:53 #326979 by mapoui
not by example..dat cyant be done. 

picong is a form of behavior that is exemplified by cutting personal attack on your target with no holds barred, no limits..truth or falsity.

it is the same as undermining or mauvais langue (ing) some one behind their back with deceit being the big difference..doing the mauvais langue in secret.

picong is verbal stick-fighting and the wounding is just as bloody as the violent stick fight..save it is emotional, internal and reputation.

the other, stick fighting is both  bloody and emotional.

picong is legal and verbally violent libeling of each participant in the picong..with the on-lookers as judge as to who wins.

it is a nasty terrible thing that as strikes me suddenly...as Trinidadian you should know well Mail.  why do you have to arks me anything relatively ::confused::

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17 Nov 2016 12:50 #326980 by ketchim
Mail personifies mauvais langue ....that's why he arksing yuh !

IF indeed being deceitful..... is the definition lol

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17 Nov 2016 13:18 #326989 by Mail

Many thanks for this Mappippee.

I never really understood the word although I have heard it many times, as you would expect.

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17 Nov 2016 13:22 #326991 by mapoui

wha' happen to the recent love-in between you's ::confused:: ::confused::

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