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05 Mar 2012 15:37 #78401 by Meseret
I know I have but nevertheless still found it hilarious ....


STUDENT WHO OBTAINED 0% ON AN EXAM
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I would have definitely given him 100%!
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
* It will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ?
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Any way you want, concrete floors are very hard to crack.

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05 Mar 2012 15:57 #78402 by Nargis
::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl:: ::rofl::

they should have given him a 100%

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05 Mar 2012 16:21 #78403 by Meseret




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05 Mar 2012 16:27 #78404 by chairman
what kind of exam was he taking? GCE?
Always tell someone how you feel because opportunities are lost in the blink of an eye but regret can last a lifetime.
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05 Mar 2012 18:06 #78416 by ketchim
hahahaha....great answers !  ::lol::

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