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29 Sep 2021 11:41 #393921
by eyebeatt
hello, how can i solve this problem with this page showing? eyeg
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01 Oct 2021 14:48 #393994
by chairman
One afternoon a young couple was looking for a moment of intimacy but their ten year old son was home with them in the apartment. The boy’s father got an idea and said, “Son, I need you to go out on the balcony for about 20 minutes and give me a play-by-play of what’s going on in the neighborhood.” The boy went out on the balcony and soon began calling out, “There’s a car being towed down in the parking lot…an ambulance just stopped at a house down the street…the Johnsons are having a cookout down in the courtyard…and the Coopers are making love right now.” From inside the apartment his father called out, “How on Earth do you know the Coopers are making love?” The boy yelled back, “Because their kid’s out on the balcony too.”
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01 Oct 2021 14:58 #393995
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This girl bought an iPhone,when the father saw it, he asked her "what was the 1st thing you did after buying the phone"?
She said "I put an anti-scratch sticker and bought a cover for the phone".
Did someone force you to do so? She said "No".
The father asked her"did you think it was an insult to the manufacturer?" She said "No that it was recommended that a cover be used on the phone".
Did you cover it because it was cheap and ugly?
"No daddy, actually I covered it because I did not want any damage to it or what would devalue the phone".
"When you put the cover,did it reduce the iPhone beauty?"
"Daddy I think it looks better and worth it for the protection it gives to my new iPhone".
The father looked lovingly at his daughter and said"if I had asked you to cover your body which is much more precious than your iphone,would you have readily agreed?".
She was mute....
Indecent dressing and exposure of your body reduces your value and respect.
Am I talking to somebody???
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03 Oct 2021 17:53 #394030
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How many of you wish you were young again? What age would you wish to go back to? and why?
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05 Oct 2021 15:01 #394126
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A drunk man who had been reported missing spent hours with a search party, before learning that they were looking for him.
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06 Oct 2021 08:44 #394152
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For those Caribbean Cricket Fans who were saying the USA Minor League Cricket is a Bush League. The final was held at Church Street Cricket Park in Morrisville, North Carolina. This regular cricket ground in NC is ten times better than the grounds we have around the Caribbean.
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