jokes!

This happened many moons ago when I was in primary school. It was spelling test day and Balgobin, who in my class, was asked by the teacher to spell 'add'. He stood up and and stared out of the window near to his seat with his lips sealed. As the minutes ticked by the teacher, becoming angry, told him 'Boy if you don't spell 'add' your behind will be sore. Just then Balgobin saw his older sister walking on the street next to school and he screamed, "A didi".
That's correct," teacher responded.

An Indian left his job in India and joined a salesman's job in a big departmental store in Canada!!
On the first day, the Indian worked with full vigour.
At 6 pm.....
Boss:- "How much of sales did you do on the first day?"
Indian: "Sir, I attended to 1 Sales call."
Boss: "Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the value of your today's one sale?"
Indian: "$93300....!!"
Boss: "What?? Unbelievable! But how did you do that?"
Indian: "Sir, 1 customer came in and I sold him a small fishing hook. Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear..."
"Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said to the coastal area...."
"Then I said to him that he would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine scooner boat."
"When he said the boat won't come in his Volkas Wagon, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat."
"And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent."
"And then he took groceries worth $ 200 and 2 cases of beer....!"
Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked :- "You sold all this to a person who came just to buy only 1 fish hook???"
Indian: "NO, SIR... He actually came in to Buy 1 Tablet For his Headache.... I explained to him that 'Fishing' is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches!!"
Boss: "Where did you work before ???"
Indian: "I was a PRO in a private hospital in India. For any patient who would come in for any *'Minor Complaint'*, we get the Patient Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc."