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24 Mar 2016 10:31 #298132 by djcric
What do you call it when Bernie Sanders gets bowled out playing cricket?

Bern Out!


What sound did the spoon make when Hillary hit Bill with it after the Lewisnki scandal?

Clin-Ton!


What did Obama call the Russian President to convey that Vladimir was a heartless man?

Pu-Tin-Man!


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